Big Wheel
We were 13 and had 2 liters
of watermelon wine cooler
because of Tim, a dude
who’d give you $5
if he could take your picture
with no shirt on
“No touching…”
or give you some weed
“No touching…”
though some kids
left his place with a $20
Anyhow, we were lit
“Rasberry’s better,” I said
“Gimme,” said Dave
“You gonna puke?”
“Nah.”
We went down The Path
which cut between the houses
“Hey, lookee,” said Dave
There was a Big Wheel
in a backyard
“Yeah,” I said
I slipped in and got it
and we took turns
riding it like crazy people
It was funny because
just a few years before
me and Dave took our Big Wheels
very seriously
but now it was, like,
ironic
Then the police came
“What!?” said Dave
“Don’t run,” said one cop
“It’s reported stolen,” said the other
They put it in their trunk
and brought us back to the house
The Big Wheel was covered in mud
and me and Dave
had to hose it down
in the people’s front yard,
their little boy
watching us
eyes wide
like it was the most
amazing thing
he’d ever seen.
The Elf in the Basement
I put my vegetable scraps
in a big pickle jar
and dump them in the compost bin
I don’t do it for the planet
it keeps the roaches down
When I open the compost bin
there’re some bug eggs
and larvae
and always at the bottom
vegetable scraps in plastic bags
I guess my neighbor doesn’t have
a big pickle jar
but the bin says, “No Plastic Bags”
in several languages
Anyhow, my studio stinks
so I go over to CT’s
She has an old fashioned flat
with a garbage shoot in the kitchen
Everything goes down the shoot
bottles, cans, cigarette butts,
egg shells, broken appliances
tampons, vomit, more
bottles and cans
“You don’t recycle?” I ask CT
“There’s a guy down there!” she says,
“he sorts it! I’ve seen him!”
Then she dumps another
bucket of vomit, cat shit, dog shit,
asbestos, sulfuric acid
and one Diet Pepsi can
down the shoot
“Out of sight, out of
your mind,” I say
“Fuck you!” says CT
and she’s right
we’re all fucked.
Community
I hate him
the guy with the dog
always talking right wing crap
and to who?
the Nigerian security guard,
the deli clerk from Palestine
the lady with MS who stays at the shelter
They nod, smile, I don’t know
maybe they agree with him
Today I overheard him say,
“I wake up, I’m just glad
I don’t have to
kill anyone today.
I come down here,
have a coffee, it’s nice.”
He’s an old fucker
in his 80s, and his dog
can hardly walk, but
they make it down here every day
“I was in Southeast Asia, Somalia,
then back to Southeast Asia,” he said,
“killing folks was just a job,
you have to be able to
turn it off, especially
at night.”
Then he didn’t say anything
he just sat there
trying to get the dog to eat
some cold cuts
Later, I passed them on the sidewalk
that dog has a bad hip or something
and was leaning against a building
the man waited, holding the leash
but the dog collapsed on its side
so the old man picked up
the injured old dog
and carried him
back home.
Walk Ins Welcome
There were 2 sunny side eggs
staring at me from the griddle
and I couldn’t stand it
I plated them
“Order up!”
Quiet, 3:33 a.m.
a few old men
and they’d be there for hours
“Checking inventory, Alice!” I said
The waitress was named Alice
which was funny, but
I was sick, at least
getting there
Our walk-in freezer was
my personal North Pole
which made me Santa
I sat on a bucket of mayonnaise
and rolled up my sleeve
the cold made my veins stand up
like the stripes on a candy cane
and as I drove the needle home
I knew Christmas
had finally arrived.
Colonel Corn
The Colonel got home
and took a razor
to the black tar heroin
he tasted it
“Licorice!”
This was not good,
it wasn’t the kind of candy
he was after
He donned his SS uniform
put on his armband
duct taped a swastika
to a mop stick
and crossed the street
to the projects
where his connection lived
“You #@&%*!” he shouted
goose-stepping in front
of the apartment block,
which was difficult
due to an abscess
on his right foot
“Get out of here, motherfucker!”
someone retorted
soon others joined in
The Colonel stood and listened
an easy target
from all those
darkened windows
but no bullet came
and again his survival
was entirely dependent
on the goodwill
of man.
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Bio: Jon Bennett writes and plays music in San Francisco’s Tenderloin neighborhood. You can find his work on music streaming sites such as Pandora and Spotify or by connecting with him on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/jon.bennett.967.
There there by Andrea Hasko-Marx
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